m-a-n-g-o-x3:

the-tricky-angel-gabriel:

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is…… 

so that’s pretty much what I’m expecting to experience for the next like 10 years.

the accuracy of this post is alarming.

yeah..that pretty much sums it up.

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The Seven Shittiest Sins
  • Greed: I want shit
  • Envy: I want your shit
  • Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
  • Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
  • Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
  • Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
  • Pride: I am the shit
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When life is sweet, say thank you and celebrate. And when life is bitter, say thank you and grow.

— Shauna Niequist (via godmoves)

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talesofthewormstache:

ttimeturner:

i cried about the eggs

we all cried about the eggs

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egberts:

teachers who call on students who obviously don’t know the answer are the biggest dicks in the world because they’re flat out humiliating the kid in front of all their peers

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dead

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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unrevealing:

kwentongpagong:

Listen… but do not spoil this song with bad memories…

wow memories

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death-by-lulz:

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